What is Tramadol?

According to bloggers, this tramadol is the the top paying ad word...

a brief story about using drugs:

Child: Papa, do you use drugs?
Papa: No. Do not even mention that word, it will get you inside the jail.
Child: Why are there so many drugstores around and they do not go to jail?
Papa: @*&**@&^^%

An ILOCANO Song Story of Pinakbet

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an Ilocano song:

Iti bigbigat ti agsapa
Nakatan-awak man ijay tawa
Adda ni Tarong, Kamatis, Parya
Nangngeg ko ida nga agsasarita

Kuna ni Tarong kadakwada: Siak ti kaimasan kadakay nga dwa
Ni met Parya sinmungbat ita: Ayna Tarong napalangguwad ka!
Ni met Kamatis umisem-isem: Ay na gagayyem di kay agparbeng,
Nu mailaokak iti dinengdeng
Ay pinakbet naimas manen!

Its only the last day January 2011 YET..

landslides, floods are in Northern Luzon,
Baguio and nearby towns nearly frozen at 9 degrees centigrade,
Cebu in the Visayas is flooded,
Mindanao suffered either flooding or flash floods destroying both fields and plants - livelihood!,
Egypt is in chaos,

Millions from AFP chiefs are yet to be recovered,
bombings are rampant,
at least 10 persons fell from a tower in Makati
Copra is surging 60 per kilo,
fares hiked, MRT, Taxis, LRT, PUBs, PUJs,
Maguindanao Massacre is not yet resolved,
Domiguez brothers are still at large.