We went to a party where everybody must bring things in order to enter the party house.
I brought with me a dog.
A lady friend of mine brought a red bag.
Her brother brought with him a mini-board game.
My wife brought with her several fans.
A guest came with a solder.
Another guest came with a ladder.
The neighbors brought with them tinapays.
A kid brought with him a donkey.
After a while the owner of the house closed the doors.
Somebody knocked. He was asked, what have you brought?
He answered reading glasses. He was allowed to enter.
Another came and knocked. I brought with me a buck full of fruits. May I come in?
Answer? It should be NO.
Why?
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Picture: Mommy #@#@*^$
Reese: Daddy, asa mommy?
Daddy: Bukidnon.
Reese: Mommy!
Daddy: Huh?
Reese: Here o, here o.
Reese was showing a picture of her mommy.
Daddy: Kiss mommy.
Reese: Tsup.
Daddy: Hug mommy.
Reese: Hmmmm.
Daddy: Bukidnon.
Reese: Mommy!
Daddy: Huh?
Reese: Here o, here o.
Reese was showing a picture of her mommy.
Daddy: Kiss mommy.
Reese: Tsup.
Daddy: Hug mommy.
Reese: Hmmmm.
Monday, February 14, 2011
What is Dengue? The role of blood sampling and herbal medication. :-)
This is a true account.
RAB, not her real name, a beautiful female with 2 years of age, cried out loud when the woman technician inserted a syringe into her veins to extract her blood. She was crying with tears flowing down her cute little face.
The doctor interpreted the data found in the test result as follows:
RAB has a low platelet count at 108x10. Normal platelet count is between 150 - 450 x 10. However, her low platelet count is not yet dangerous. Please come back at 3 p.m. with another blood test and if her platelet count will be lower than 100x10 we must confine her for close monitoring. We do not want any complications.
At 3 p.m. the woman technician inserted the syringe again and RAB cried out so loud that she wanted to spank the lady.
The doctor again took a look at the result and she said the following words:
RAB has only 94x10 platelet count. Technically, RAB has acquired dengue. By definition, there is dengue when the platelet count is lower than 100x10.
RAB was confined. Oral Rehydration Salts (ORS) was given to her every three (3) hours. During RAB's confinement in the hospital, six (6) blood samples were taken from her on an every eight (8) hour interval. Her blood platelet count went as low as 73x10. She was discharged from the hospital when her platelet returned to at least 100x10.
No doubt then, complete blood count (CBC) became a major monitoring event RAB's dengue. Take a look at this life-saving herb that easily grows in backyards.
RAB, not her real name, a beautiful female with 2 years of age, cried out loud when the woman technician inserted a syringe into her veins to extract her blood. She was crying with tears flowing down her cute little face.
The doctor interpreted the data found in the test result as follows:
RAB has a low platelet count at 108x10. Normal platelet count is between 150 - 450 x 10. However, her low platelet count is not yet dangerous. Please come back at 3 p.m. with another blood test and if her platelet count will be lower than 100x10 we must confine her for close monitoring. We do not want any complications.
At 3 p.m. the woman technician inserted the syringe again and RAB cried out so loud that she wanted to spank the lady.
The doctor again took a look at the result and she said the following words:
RAB has only 94x10 platelet count. Technically, RAB has acquired dengue. By definition, there is dengue when the platelet count is lower than 100x10.
RAB was confined. Oral Rehydration Salts (ORS) was given to her every three (3) hours. During RAB's confinement in the hospital, six (6) blood samples were taken from her on an every eight (8) hour interval. Her blood platelet count went as low as 73x10. She was discharged from the hospital when her platelet returned to at least 100x10.
No doubt then, complete blood count (CBC) became a major monitoring event RAB's dengue. Take a look at this life-saving herb that easily grows in backyards.
Monday, January 31, 2011
What is Tramadol?
According to bloggers, this tramadol is the the top paying ad word...
a brief story about using drugs:
Child: Papa, do you use drugs?
Papa: No. Do not even mention that word, it will get you inside the jail.
Child: Why are there so many drugstores around and they do not go to jail?
Papa: @*&**@&^^%
a brief story about using drugs:
Child: Papa, do you use drugs?
Papa: No. Do not even mention that word, it will get you inside the jail.
Child: Why are there so many drugstores around and they do not go to jail?
Papa: @*&**@&^^%
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